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Come Watch Dodge Perform CPR on the Corpse of a 750hp Charger at Laguna Seca
Dodge spent 60 days and real money surgically removing the new Charger from the new Charger, then trailered the results to California so you'd stop reading its sales figures

Nick "Car Sick" Cavanaugh
Sep 156 min read
















Come Watch Dodge Perform CPR on the Corpse of a 750hp Charger at Laguna Seca
Dodge spent 60 days and real money surgically removing the new Charger from the new Charger, then trailered the results to California so you'd stop reading its sales figures
Sep 15


9th Exterior Color Option for Durango Matches Buyers Bruised Credit Score
With the new "After Dark" hue, buyers can now match their Durango to the exact shade of unpaid medical bills.
Sep 12


Survivor Barn Find Reveal Was Just a Car Parked Since 2011
Collectors arrive expecting hidden treasure and leave smelling like a wet dog.
Aug 27


Ford Saws the Roof Off Its Meanest Mustang So You Can Hear Your Mistakes in Surround Sound
Precision Purple paint, magnesium bracing, and a supercharger whine loud enough to drown out your financial advisor.
Aug 14


Corvette ZR1X AARP Track Package Built for Drivers Racing Their Own Obituaries
The ultimate track weapon for drivers with titanium knees, paid-off mortgages and unfinished wills.
Jul 18


Hyper Rare Trim Levels Nobody Asked For Are Turning Boring Cars Into Seller Psychosis
One beige Buick got noticed, and now every sun fried sedan thinks it belongs in a museum with armed security.
Jul 4
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